🚨 BREAKING:JAG Sentences Biden Regime's Chief Science Officer to Death

The criminal Biden Regime’s chief science officer, Arati Prabhakar, was convicted of conspiracy to commit treason and insurrection and sentenced to death Tuesday morning at a Guantanamo Bay military tribunal U.S. Marines on New Year’s Eve arrested a tipsy Prabhakar as she was imbibing champagne and watching Dick Clark’s Rocking New Year’s Eve in the living room of her lavish home. The Marines took Prabhakar to a JAG processing center, where investigators questioned her about a proposal she had authored dealing with introducing COVID-19 vaccinations into public water systems. She claimed the 32-page document, written at the bequest of Kamala Harris, was only theoretical and never meant for real-world deployment. JAG disbelieved her and declared the proposal treasonous, primarily because Prabhakar was an appointed official in a position of power. No sane and reasonable person, JAG argued, would dream of drafting a paper about putting venom-laced clot shots in potable water. Prabhakar’s last statement to investigators before being shipped to GITMO was, “Yes, it’s theory, but if people won’t get boosted willingly, we had to find a way to keep them vaccinated.”